Dirt Mule


a morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has h-m-s-xual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view p-rn and trolling internet for s-x chats. usually w-nks himself 4-6 times per day before p-ssing out from excessive alcohol intake.
dude what’s with your neighbor?

oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. never shake his hand.

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