Dirt Rod
dirt rod is a mixture of dirt bag and bayrod, basically a common crack wh-r-, but with some beauty
that’s a certified dirt rod
a situation in which a heteros-xual male human being is having -n-l s-x with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his p-n-s into the other male’s -n-s from behind. the male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his -n-l s-x with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.
male 1: “i hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod.”
male 2: “oh man! so did you stop or continue?”
male 1: “i finished and got the h-ll out of there!”
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