dirt squirrel
a 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
you are a one-hundred percent, grade-a dirt squirrel.
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous s-xual past
3. a dirty dirty sl-t
‘that fem be a dirt squirrel’
‘that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!’
a person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. crosses all ethnicities.
a dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertis-m-nt or nascar on it. someone who might put kool-aid in a baby bottle. one who swears at their kids in public(for g-ds sake have the decency to do that in private). a person who doesn’t flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. see people of walmart.com
a typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely f-ck you in the -ss and steal your wallet. may go by the first name simon or tom.
“you’re gonna have to buy my lunch today, i went home with a dirt squirrel last night”
a very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. dirt squirrels are intelligent, s-xy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get “rooked” on occasion. these dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, s-xy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
” i love you all my dirty dirt squirrel”
generally used when referring to useless people who hang around in the corner booth of a coffee shop.. alone..preying on your life by taking in your every move. dirt squirrels commonly flock together and m-st-rb-t- in a tight sm-gm- filled circle and shoot their demon seed all over eachother. they then proceed to lick up all of the wasted sperm followed by group force vomiting.
washroom attendant: excuse me.. group of dirtsquirrels, would you be in need of towels to clean up after that horrible display of h-ll on earth?
dirt squirrels (in unison): j-zz and sm-gm- make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your -ss and shoved back down your throat.
facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. common to mangina’s, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
sidney crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 nhl playoffs. go pens!!!
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