Leslie copter
the fictional item that a drunk womaniser (see leslie) will brag about. something that is usually a bit far fetched. he may promise a day out in the speed boat he doesnt own, or to go riding on the horses he doesnt have. this is all in the interest to bed the fat mess he is trying to impress.
the term derives from the shamed childrens tv presenter “john leslie” who was a m-ss womaniser and said anything to bed his chosen ladies.
friends mock “quickly, the the leslie copter! (in the style of batman or robin)
man, billy is wasted. he’s off promising the world to that bird. he’s so desperate hes telling her about the “leslie copter”
Read Also:
- Dirty Surrender
as the world searches for new and imaginative ways to conserve energy, many lavatories have been fitted with motion sensor lights, and timers that switch the lights off after a couple of minutes of inactivity. this normally happens at the very moment that you wipe your backside. a dirty surrender is performed when a second […]
- flippity-floppity-hotchy-mama
adjective: n-body can take her place, no way they can match her face, no. she got it goin’ on in a way so clear, you just wanna buy her a beer. origin: term coined by chef from south park, co. can be found on the chef aid soundtrack, in his ode to kathy lee. “there’s […]
- Manure Foot
a person’s dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he’s trying to kick it off with the other foot. ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music. “gee, sally, how’d you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?”
- Diss kiss
a diss kiss occurs when you insult someone then kiss them before they have a chance to reply. sam: i think the recent evidence shows we all come from neanderthals. pam: i think you’re full of sh-t. {kisses sam} sam: but- {kissed} tam: d-mn, sam, you got a diss kiss
- Ditchy McAbandonpants
pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. this saying may have been sp-wned in 2005 by the children’s cartoon, “foster’s home for imaginary friends”. character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. after #2 gets stomped, character 1 […]