Dirt Squirt
the act of p-ssing gas after -n-l s-x where the s-m-n coincidentally squirts out with the gas.
man: why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
woman: i need to change my panties.
man: why?
woman: because you got back door action and i just had a case of the dirt squirts.
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