dirt turnip


after -n-l s-x when the man has excremental staining to the head of his p-n-s he is said to have a dirt turnip.

in simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud b-tt you get a dirt turnip.
tom couldn’t help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

wife: what would you like me to make for dinner?

husband: dirt turnip

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