Dirtass

a hick.

mullet wearing, rebel flag waving, pickup truck driving, no teeth having, bad hygiene practicing, trailer park living dirt-ss.
trailer parks are filled with dirt-sses.
d.a. for short. dirt -ss is another term for white trash or redneck. the terms “white trash” and “redneck” have become too romanticized and accepted over the last decade and as a result white trash have gained a false sense of pride in their terrible choice of lifestyle. dirt -ss is also a great term because white trash are not that familiar with it. another fact about dirt -sses is that they either hate black people or they pretend like they are black, there is no in between.
-habitat: typically, but not exclusively, low income areas. trailer parks, cr-ppy apartments, rural ares, etc.
-physical appearance: “dirt stache”, “mullets”, “rat tails”, shaved heads, ratty long hair, greasy, bad tattoos, leg tattoos, sores from drug use, etc…..
-common dirt -ss clothing: jean shorts, hunting camoflage (year round), dale earnhardt t-shirts and faux leather jackets, novelty t-shirts, air brushed t-shirts, wife beaters, generic jerseys, really wide skateboard shoes with wide laces, anything from walmart, any type of “wigger” or “guido” clothing, and much more….
-common dirt -ss behavior: drug use, littering, smoking, drinking (cheap beer and alcohol), swearing with no regard for anyone around them, road rage for no reason, fathering illegitimate children, opening their legs for anything that lives and breathes, starting fights for no reason, kicking people when they on the ground and much more.
-dirt -ss lifestyle: they totally disregard everything and everybody. they are terrible parents. their failings in life become the source of their anger. their anger is then directed toward everybody who isn’t them. they always think they are right. they lack self awareness. they hate successful people. they don’t consider the consequences for any of their actions. they love complex carbohydrates, and much, much more.
-groups full of dirt -sses: skinheads, kkk, wiggers, guidos, nascar fans (not all fans), etc…
-activities dirt -sses love (not exclusive to dirt -sses): snowmobiling, atv’s, hunting, racing, fathering illegitimate children, drug use, listening to larry the cable guy, etc……
-famous dirt -sses: britney spears, paris hilton, kevin federline, paul wall, eminem, gretchen wilson, larry the cable guy, etc…..
-dirt -ss sayings: “get er done”, “you don’t know me”, “whatever”, etc….
-common dirt -ss sightings on tv: jerry springer, maury povich, cmt, mtv, american idol, mixed martial arts shows, etc….
-nice “dirt stache” dirt -ss!
-yeah, smoke in your car with little kids in the backseat, you dirt -ss!
-nice camoflage. hunting season is over dirt -ss!
-larry the cable guy is not funny, dirt -ss!
-quit acting like your a rapper, you wigger dirt -ss!
-why don’t you use a little more hair gel, you guido dirt -ss!
-quit blaming other races because your a moron, you racist dirt -ss!
anything lame, unpleasant, faulty or imperfect; could pertain to any person, place or thing.
“i’m not going to dirt -ss port chester to get brew, man”

-yo did you pork that girl you were with last night dude?
-nah her dirt -ss roommate came back before anything happened

“our dirt -ss school cant even afford soap for the bathrooms”
girls who wear flip flops who have dirty -ss feet, or girls who look dirty to begin with. or have a dirt stain on your pants.
d-mn b-tch, you look like a dirt -ss with them jiffy feet !
referring to an individual who is a loser or has issues or problems.
that duud is a dirt -ss!