dirtinaries
dirtinaries simply means folks who doesnt have anything better to do than try to make the “urban dictionary” a low standard dictionary filled with cr-p.
hey, my name is soap blush, and i eat egg for dinner when i wake up on the beaches on pluto, before i start my dirtinaries.
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