Dirty Allen


the act of not showering for a week and then banging a chick.
mike: do you think i can hook up with that chick? i haven’t showered in a week!
larry: h-ll yeah, you can dirty allen that sk-nk!
a large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his “homeboys” not to f-ck with him because he is a crazy bad-ss pimp. the coworkers then p-ss and sh-t all over him and allow a h-m-s-xual colleague to f-ck his -sshole.
jon: hey b-tch go clean the f-cking toilet.
aaron: f-ck you i’m tired of your sh-t don’t make us dirty allen you.

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