dirty april
the kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. she’s half his age and doesn’t miss a b-lls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.
walked in on this dirty april freek giving it to my dad last week. haven’t been able to sleep since. probably need therapy.
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