Dirty Armati
when you maul your partners b-tthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
john: i heard that she didn’t want to have s-x
sam: yeah, so she gave him a dirty armati instead. apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
john:…lol, diiirty armati
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