Dirty Bacon


an act of eating ones own scabs.
no thank you, i’m not hungry. i had some dirty bacon.
term used to describe the act of performing oral s-x on a girl during her time of the month.
“d-mn, that guy danny that works for the lawnmower company… he left me hangin on our study night to go eat some dirty bacon! what a spaz!”

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  • Dirty Dijon

    when you turn a girl on her back after f-cking her, and take a sh-t on her back, except for lunch the guy had corn. giving his sh-t a yellowish brown colour. pippa got dirty dijon-ed last night.

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    when a dude sh-ts in a girls sn-tch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of g-d is… i had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

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    when you are f-cking a chick outside and your d-ck slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in sam gave me a dirty musky last night, that -sshole


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