dirty bean

this happens when a person sticks their p-n-s in a can of bean dip and makes a girl suck it off
dylan-“hey did you get that dirty bean last night??”
jon-“h-ll yeah”
combination of “dirty” as in “dirty secret”, and “beans” as in “spill the beans”. as in share with us your secret.
girl: “honestly though, looking back, i think i can say i’m happy with what i did.”

boy: “well, then you have done as good as you can for a first p-ss – no regrets.”

girl: “hey, i didn’t say there are no regrets. there are several.”

boy: “ooo dirty beans”
due to a specific young man’s geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a bean , rather than a beaner. this is due in part to his mother’s hispanic heritage, and his father’s lack-ther-of.
1~friend: “hey bean, why don’t you run track?”
2~bean: “i’m not a f-cking mexican!”

1~friend: “did you see farris’ car”
2~other guy:”yeah man, it didn’t have any hubcaps!”
3~bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): “hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?”
1~friend: “where’d you get those?!”
3~bean: “oh these? these are what i call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!”
2~other guy: “d-mn you! dirty bean!”