dirty beard


a minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating p-ssy for a length of time. the serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.
ted: what are those spots around your month?
doogle: i went m-ff diving with mrs doyle now i have dirty beard!

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