dirty bernard
a blanket term for any estate agents in the uk who go out of their way to make your life difficult and shaft at every opportunity (without lube or even saying please) by way of rectal penetration, faecal hurling, smoke and mirrors, munging, and the occasional rusty french horn.
barbara: “i saw the estate agent the other day and he was f-cking a corpse right there in the office!”
stanley: “ah, did he try to lick your -n-s and stick his hand up your gusset?”
barbara: “yes! how did you know?”
stanley “he’s a dirty bernard, goes without saying really….you f-cking prat”
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