dirty blanket
what you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, p-n-s like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
joe: baby, i’m drunk.
kathy: it’s alright, baby. don’t move.
joe: sh-t, you’re really wet.
kathy: i am?
(lights go on)
joe: what the f-ck!? look at the dirty blanket!
kathy: oh f-ck. you might need some bleach. also, your d-ck is small. see ya.
joe: dirty blanket!
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