Dirty blueberry monkey
when a man, another man, a woman, a trans-xual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other’s -n-l tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their -n-s into each other’s mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the -n-s are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.
no….we’re not high…this really happens. you don’t want to be a part of it…actually…it’s really fun, i do it every day, and so does dom muscatella.
dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother…who looks like a yette. i’m so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder…
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