dirty blumkin


when you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples sh-t all over you… chicks seem to dig it
“whatd you do last night”
“o i got a dirty blumkin it was great”

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