Dirty Caeser
the dirty caeser is a three part s-xual act.
ingredients:
– 1 shot c-m
– 1 woman on her period
– bottle of laxative
first, the woman has colon explosive sh-t where she doesn’t wipe her -ss.
second, the man f-cks the woman in the -ss just untill he c-ms making sure he dips his d-ck deep enough to gets a nice rim of sh-t around the base of his shaft.
lastly, the man pulls his d-ck out of the womans -ss, c-ms on her p-ssy then f-cks the woman while she is on her period.
enjoy!
for her 21st birthday her friends bought her a dirty caeser and she was never the same.
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