dirty calamari


-n-s, rosebud, balloon knot sphincter
her dirty calamari was itching like a flea-bitten pug. it was only their first date, but suzy liked the dude, so she went on down and tongued billy’s dirty calamari.
the object of much veneration and derision as well, the -n-s. also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.
jimmy loved the taste of jane’s dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

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