Dirty Cannonball
when you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your -n-s directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.
my roommate was p-ssing me off yesterday, so i gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.
#dirty #dirty cannonball #dirty sanchez #forced rimjob #-n-l
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