Dirty Carla
a dirty carla is where a bearded man performs c-nn-l-ng-s on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. if the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her c-m, she wins another round of dirty carla at her choosing. if the guy makes the woman c-m, she buys him taco bell for 2 weeks.
money is getting tight! i might need to roll the dice and play dirty carla to put food on the table.
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