dirty carpenter
when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and m-st-rb-t-s really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like sh-t!
john-what the f-ck?
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