dirty carpool


a term that was made up by hooman on the show weeds season 6 episode 11 used to describe something that happened on the dance floor by 3 girls as a result of the “leg spreader” the term given to the alcoholic energy drink with hash that andy makes and nancy sells.
3 chicks just did a dirty carpool…right in the middle of the dance floor!!
when two girls with short skirts and no underwear are giving each other a piggy back ride. usually performed on a dance floor.
did you see those two girls doing a dirty carpool on the dance floor?
the act whereby a male s-xually pleases as many women as he can using all extremities. this occurs with the male lying down and preforming c-nn-l-ng-s on a first girl while engaging in v-g-n-l intercourse with another all the while fingering two different girls with each hand on either side of him.
4 girls, one guy, how can it be done?…with a dirty carpool, what else?
while on the dance floor three or more people line up and run a s-x train, can be v-g-n-l, -n-l and/or oral.
dude! three chicks just did a dirty carpool right in the middle of the dance floor!

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