Dirty Carrot
noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scr-t-m to another person or person’s possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
he gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new blizzard!
during s-x you place a carrot up your partners r-ct-m.
dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“nah she still hasn’t forgiven me for the dirty carrot“
what did you do last night?
“not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”
a good loking boy, who is very bad. usually covered in tats, smokes, drinks and skates.
“i want a bad boy”
“that guy over there looks like a dirty carrot”
Read Also:
- Dirty Crime
any kind of crime that involves anything dirty! he was her dirty crime partner, for his mind was just as bad
- disepressing
something that can be described as a combination of disappointing and depressing. man that party last night was very disepressing after somebody thought it would be cool to put billy talent on repeat.
- distround
an expression of profound confusion at a mysterious event i was so distround at the fact that my sister came back from the dead.
- Disturbious
very funny (hilarious) but disturbing. howard stern’s interview with chaz bono was totally disturbious.
- Ditlev
a ditlev is defined as a gay acrobat swinging in the trees from time to time. ditlev is also a skandinavian name. hey im ditlev and im a f-g