Dirty Champagne


after pouring champagne into a woman’s -n-s, a man inserts a b-tt plug. the man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne gl-ss. the intercourse continues until the b-tt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the gl-ss. finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
it was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. so, i gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.

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