Dirty Coffee Filter


1. verb. a dirty coffee filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scr-t-m in ones mouth they either sh-t or wipe their dirty -ss on the nose or face. thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. a teabag with fecal matter
i was going to teabag kim last night, but i ate white castle and my -ss just let go, and i dirty coffee filtered that b-tch.

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