Dirty Conrad
before having s-xual intercourse with a woman…or man. the person goes down to the receivers -ss and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver’s. then the person places his or her face into the dirty -ss of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. the person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. the person should then scream out “what would you do for a klondike bar?!”
“dude,jay gave the beav a serious dirty conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!”
“i heard that calvin let some guy give him a dirty conrad and the guy was a spitting image of conrad!”
before having s-xual intercourse with a woman…or man. the person goes down to the receivers -ss and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver’s. then the person places his or her face into the dirty -ss of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. the person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. the person should then scream out “what would you do for a klondike bar?!”
“dude,jay gave the beav a serious dirty conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!”
“i heard that calvin let some guy give him a dirty conrad and the guy was a spitting image of conrad!”
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