Dirty Cow
dirty cows can be found at keg parties where they are highly intoxicated and not at all attractive. these beasts of the earth are masters at boozing and once intoxicated are looking to get some c-ck or talk some sh-t to the nearest pretty girl. they enjoy being told they are fat when you are waxing there fat -sses so don’t be afraid to do it. warning: only approach after you have consumed 25 beers and all other options have failed, including the r-t-rded girl with no legs named bobby no legs.
“dude, why is that dirty cow at this party?”
“dude, i’ve had 30 beers, and this dirty cow is the only girl here, and i still dont think i can force myself to f-ck her”
while giving -n-l to a female you pull out your p-n-s and there should be sh-t on it. you take off a piece of sh-t then continue giving -n-l. then you put the piece of sh-t into her mouth which will most probably cause her to make funny cow like noises.
dude i just gave that chick a dirty cow
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