Dirty Dan Diaz


aka dan the jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones -sshole. when you fill this “low income pocket” you use a funnel to spray enraged -ss p-ss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. then you drip blood into the -ss p-ss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. and then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face f-ck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your “duck b-tter” into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! after the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple d out!
you dirty dan diaz’ed that b-tch last night!

that c-m pocket was totally dirty dan diaz’ed.

yo i’m gonna triple d that aaaa-ss!

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