Dirty Dan


the meanest bad–ss outlaw who ever walked the seven seas. spongebob squarepants is dirty dan. he whacks people with shovels.
isn’t dirty dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

yah! the only one who ever came close was pinhead larry.
after -j-c-l-t-ng inside a womans v-g-n- during s-xual intercourse, you then leave the p-n-s inside, urinating in the v-g-n-.
she was mad that i gave her a dirty dan, but i had to go real bad.
the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the s-x in s-xual harr-ssment
“hold your water” says dirty dan. “well let me tell you”
the act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng into someone ear.
i think i lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that steve gave me last night.
1. verb
an action regarding the use of the opposite s-x’s hands and mouth at the same time while sucking the male p-n-s rapidly.
i got dirty dan last night, it was awesome.
when f-cking a girl thats on her period, pull out and -ss f-ck her.
this nasty girl let me do the dirty dan last night.
when a male takes a sh-t in a bag then stuffs it into the partners hat that he or she must where while having s-xual intercourse
hey foxy grandpa, can i put mah dirty dan in yo hatsicle

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