Dirty Dangler
a dirty p-n-s after a round of exhilarating -n-l s-x. the dirty dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.
after unloading in his girlfriend’s dirty -ss, roger pulled out his dirty dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.
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