Dirty Diana


1. a woman who will do anything to get her hands on all “members of the band” and seduce them. she stalks stars and uses and abuses them. she’s a very aggressive starf-cker.

2. a #1 hit by michael jackson that hit the top during the spring and summer of 1988. it’s the fifth #1 hit from his “bad” alb-m. it details a sort of paranoia edge.
1. when i was leaving the arena after a van halen concert there were two young cheap tarts who were in tight black dresses and had 10 gallon drums worth of make-up piled on their faces. a stage hand packing up equipment yelled to the two dirty diana wannabes: “they’re all married. you can’t get up here. go home!”. they turnedaround and left in a huffy way. aw rats!

2. steve stephens, guitarist for billy idol plays a “laser beam” effect solo on “dirty diana”.

3. dirty diana, nah

come on!
the term for having s-xual intercourse with a female road traffic accident victim
im stood near the road waiting for a dirty diana
1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

usually works with portuguese girls, because they love it in the -ss and are quite loose.

1 finger in the c-nt, and 4 up the ol’ -n-s
while i was throwing it to that portuguese wh-r-, diana, she begged me for a dirty diana.
when a woman leaves skid marks in the toilet.
looks like someone left a dirty diana in the womens bathroom again.
in ice hockey, the goal scored by tony amonte for the us against canada on sep. 14, 1996 in the final game of the world cup of hockey (formerly the canada cup) to put them ahead 3-2 with 2:35 left in regulation, just seconds after brett hull had tied the game.

the us won the game 5-2 to win the cup, and canadians everywhere will always remember this world cup as “the t-tle that got away.”
announcer: hull … back to amonte … amonte shoots … he scores!
sports fan: dirty diana!

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