Dirty Diaper
a peanut b-tter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut b-tter and then folded in half and then eaten). named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.
i yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.
at taco bell, a dirty diaper consists of a sloppy, p–p-like scoop of refried beans on top of a 6.5-inch flour tortilla. it is wrapped around a crunchy taco, thus completing the disgusting-looking (but surprisingly popular) item known as the “double decker.”
“why’d you wrap that taco? it was supposed to go in this dirty diaper!” -speaker points to a lonely bean-laden tortilla-
something to say to a person on the phone who is not only rude, but refuses to help in any way. usually said at the end of the conversation to convey a sense of taking power of the call back.
caller, “hi, is angie there?”
-sshole, “no…..”
caller, “do you know when she may be available?”
-sshole, “no…..”
caller, “alright, dirty diapers!”
the act of starting off by giving the girl the wheelbarrel then having her wrap up between your legs then to start eating you -sshole thus resulting in a diaper looking manuever.
ima baby and i have a dirty diaper.
a dirty diaper is when you put a piece of chocolate inside a marshmallow then roast it over a fire…or don’t roast it over the fire. depends on what kind of…insides…you want your diaper to have.
“i love dirty diapers!! they are like a piece of snaz on steroids!”
“i like my dirty diaper runny!!”
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