Dirty Dodo
akin to the sandy pelican, the dirty dodo is reserved for the male undead, when one arises naked from the earth to immediately copulate with a living female using his soil-covered phallus. dirty, because obviously he is inherently dirty and dodo, because like the dodo, the undead are no longer living.
note: because this is a baller s-xual move, it precludes it from any -ssociation with the twilight series.
when bill arose from the protective confines of his makeshift grave, he stripped sooki of her clothes and injected her with his dirty dodo.
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