dirty don
an older man who hangs out in bars to leer at people and become inebriated.
usually distinguished by little to no hair, gl-sses and bleeding elbows. whines often.
here comes dirty don in that pumpkin–ss shirt!
3 more definitions
a dirty don (also known as a ”long don silver”) is when a man goes through a full day of football, gym, and ‘sports for life’ (an extra form of physical activity cl-ss) and arrives to his home, without washing, to have oral s-x given to him.
”that crazy boach got a dirty don today!”
”long don silver is the new black.”
”when life gives you lemons, you give life a dirty don.”
the act of using a fruit medley, chocolate, and caramel in a s-xual act that involves eating, inserting and covering of all parties involved in said food. the act is finished when a literal caramel shower is given and bathed in.
jennifer always wanted to have a dirty don but was too afraid her boyfriend would think she was weird.
the boy called don who’s dirty
hey dirty don
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