dirty duffy
take plastic king cobra snake and shove up her -ss and yours at the same time. then forcefully make her yell “wow” loudly while throwing her hands in the air. then wipe sh-t from the snake on chest and use a “squeegee” to clean it off and then lick it off.
nate: “yo do you know how duff did with the 1st grader last night”
mike: “ya man he tried the dirty duffy but couldnt get it done”
nate: “oh figures hahaha”
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