Dirty Dungeon Pirate
the dirtiest s-x act known to man. it is an orgy in which all partic-p-nts (wearing bondage gear) c-m shot into each others eye’s until one eye is fully blind on each partic-p-nt (if it only involves a man and a women the man must sperm in his own eye) they then proceed to scat on each other till fully bathed in faeces.
dave: just going fishing in whitby.
adam: i’m c-ming 😉
johnny: me too.
alex: oh no looks like they’re going for a dirty dungeon pirate again.
pete: yeah they are.
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