dirty eggs

eddie hatrick coined the phrase “dirty eggs” from his infamous ball sac tricks he plays with the lovely ladies. usually a girl who is joining his weiner cousin list.

eddie hatricks famous “dirty eggs” menu: all eggs are served from the top position

“double yolk”- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the “eggs” yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg

“dirty double yolk”- eddie’s tademark. see double yolk just add a rim job at the same time

“eggs bened-ck”- performing the “double yolk” while getting your sausage sucked, a move eddie invented but cannot do

“deviled eggs”- placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. must have a b-n-r.

“scrambled eggs”- smashing your “eggs” onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style

“scrambled w/cheese”- same as “scrambled eggs” just with very dirty b-lls. usually performed after eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym

“eggs over easy”- blowing your load and then performing the “scrambled eggs” while rubbing in the man lotion

“indian eggs”- while getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls face giving her a brown indian spot on her forehead

“cave city eggs”- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
“hey man i think i’m gonna take this girl home and serve her the “dirty eggs” menu.”

guy: “hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?”
girl: ” i like ’em scrambled”
guy: ” how about indian style?”
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crack two large eggs into someones -sshole and then they sh-t out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. you then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.
man #1: want to go out for dinner?

man #2: no i can’t i had a huge lunch, sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.