Dirty Falafel


a dirty falafel is when a man engages in rough -n-l intercourse with an arab man who in turn, while covered with crisco, is making waffles by the bedside.
while we were doing the dirty falafel, i asked muhammed if he wanted some hummus on those golden waffles he was making.

habib and i tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. this was a major turn off for habib, but not for muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus

my friend will’s prom was ruined when the princ-p-l found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men’s restroom.

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