Dirty fart


when you go to take a sh-t and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. toilet is clear, but the tp is as brown as a bear. not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
note: if your bear is white – you are wiping the wrong hole.
just sat down for a sh-t but it was only a dirty fart.

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