dirty fernando
while the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.
while john was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.
the act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. for maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
did you hear everett pulled a dirty fernando yesterday out at the track.
when a man sh-ts on his b-lls.
the man was suffering from a dirty fernando
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