dirty fingernails method
the dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your b-tt and move it around. said to give you 10x the pleasure when you c-m
spongebob: hey patrick last night i did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
patrick: ew that’s gross! but how did it feel?
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