when you spadge on flat t-ts/b–bies during a breakfast s-x marathon.
ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!
- waterboarding s*x
a s-xual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing ” doggystle” position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman’s face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner […]
resting one’s hot throbbing c-ck between a woman’s legs during ‘intimate’ cuddles. last night she wasn’t in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion
when he gives you that good d-ck for hours and days straight, that you’re mentally and physically exhausted from his d-ck giving abilities. after getting some good d-ck for a week straight, i am d-ckxhausted.
- tuskegee sauce
an old back man’s c-m. specifically that of an air force veteran. gimme dat tuskegee sauce, daddy!
- the chinese pug
during s-x in the doggy style position, put all your weight on the girls back forcing her face into the bed resulting in a sound similar to a pug snorting last night i gave my girl the chinese pug. i never laughed so hard during s-x in my life