Dirty Golfer
when a man dresses up like payne stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. said golfer/man picks up a sl-t and brings her to the nearest golf course. he convinces her to have s-x in a sand trap. during intercourse, the golfer extracts his p-n-s, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts…thus giving her the ‘the dirty golfer’!
girl 1) hey girl, you’ve been waddling around like a penguin all morning…what happened sweet heart?
girl 2) it’s kind of embarr-ssing, but i got ‘dirty golfered’ last night…it is payne-ful!
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