Dirty Gonzales
when a female in the act of performing oral s-x on a male, is choked before the male occurs an -rg-sm. she then gasps for air swallowing the -j-c-l-t–n.
she told me she doesn’t swollow, so i gave out the dirty gonzales.
while in the act of s-xual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the -n-l cavity of their respective partner; then removes “said” finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..
woman, says “what the h-ll was that, i believe you just gave me a taste of my own -ss” dirty gonzales baby!!
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