dirty hand cookie
the dirty hand cookie is a s-xual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated partic-p-nt rams his or her clenched fist into a selected partic-p-nts -n-s. while the hand is in the -n-s, the designated partic-p-nt carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. once some feces is obtained, the designated partic-p-nt will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner’s -n-s, while protecting the integrity of the feces. the partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a dirty hand cookie.
the first time harry and sally had s-x, harry presented a constipated sally with a dirty hand cookie.
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