Dirty Hitchhiker
masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your -ss
i tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb
a man gets his -ss rimmed while the person performing the r-mm-ng (see tossed salad) uses one hand to tug the b-lls while m-ssaging the taint with thumb (extra long thumbs may even m-ssage the prostate). this can be combined with the rusty trombone if the person doing the r-mm-ng has excellent finger dexterity (much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the -ss). beware long fingernails.
dude, your mom is so talented. lucky i washed my -ss and shaved my b-lls because she used her left and right hand while r-mm-ng my hole. i never had a dirty hitchhiker & rusty trombone at once! no wonder your dad is always smiling!
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