Dirty Holmstrom
when you’re hunting from a tree stand and sh-t yourself. instead of climbing down and cleaning it up, you wait until you shoot a big one or fall out. mainly done by hardcore hunters.
chris: man, i gave myself a dirty holmstrom last friday.
keaton: shooot.
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