dirty hurty
a ‘dirty hurty’ is when a person applies faecal matter to a co-rs- piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
“man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night.”
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